I Hate Stupid Fuckers That Can’t Get It Up

OK – I’m an old fucking man and if you put a sweet piece of shaved teen vagina in front of me, my penis is gonna get fucking hard. So it’s only natural that when some redhead teen bimbo drags her boyfriend to me to make a smut movie, I expect the young buck can at least get his shit hard. But, surprisingly enough, most of the guys that show up to “audition” ain’t got what it takes to be in smut. It was no different when Thena Sky brought mike for this set.

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Mike is a classic example but he’s far from the only one. Of the four times I let him try, he only finished twice – and both times it was a circus trying to keep his schlong hard. WTF was I thinking to give him a second chance. They needed the bucks and in the end, Mike filmed me fucking his girlfriend so they could pay the rent – and hell, if you’re down with me fucking your girlfriend, bring her butt on by ;-)

You can see some of the limp-penis attempt and a few of the scenes that we made instead of shooting the limp-penis fucking boyfriends on my two amateur sites Glass Mannequin and Real Colorado Girls. Since I’m the lucky bastard that fucks all of the sisters on Bring Me Your Sister, you ain’t gonna see any limp penises there – although we do get a lot of smut bloopers as the brothers video their own sisters getting fucked by Mr. Richard ;-)

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